You're a total embarrassment. Every once in a while I'm giving somebody a tour of my office. Where the magic happens. And they're like "paper shredder, cool." Because they know that I'm not afraid to shred documents, to cover my tracks. To have a much easier way to make my own paper mache.
But then their eyes move to the corner, underneath the giant poster of the American Eagle who is all about freedom and I find very inspirational and they ask is that a fax machine. Yeah. Yo...
