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business
- Novelist Signs a Deal with Nike
description: 300 pages in 30 minutes
File Under: life, business, tech
July 10, 2010
- Fax Machine You're My Worst Girlfriend Ever
description: Sorry Fax Machine. My Blackberry's a cyberbully
File Under: life, business
March 10, 2010
- Blunt Episode 5: Apple vs. Amazon
description: in which I go Hendrix on my laptop.
File Under: tech, business
February 8, 2010
- Goldman Sachs Apologizes For Things and Stuff
description: Issued nine-point plan to more sensitively evict Grandmas and Close Orphanages
File Under: business
November 23, 2009
- Unheard of, Heretofore Useless Economic Indicator Nudges Forward, Possibly Signaling Change
description: Nobody knows for sure without further study
File Under: life, business
August 3, 2009
- Anecdotal Health Care
description: Your New Solution in Anecdote-based Care
File Under: life, business
July 27, 2009
- Job Hunting Tips in the Facebook Age
description: Don't Post Those Mechanical Bull Pics. Unless...
File Under: business
July 6, 2009
- My Stalker In Telecom
description: Running A Business Like A Lovesick Schoolboy
File Under: business
March 23, 2009
- Big Three Automakers Prepare for Awesome DC Road Trip
description: Ford CEO decided Driving his Lexus Sent Wrong Message
File Under: business
December 3, 2008
- A Boxing Day Retail Boycott
description: We should systematically target those retailers who refuse to celebrate Boxing Day.
File Under: business
November 25, 2008
- Understanding Freddie And Fannie: Bloated Mortgage Giants, or Just Misunderstood?
description: Answering the important question: which would win in a fight?
File Under: business
September 8, 2008
- 6 Ways Airlines Could Make Some Serious Money
description: You will have the chance to get a signed photograph of your airline lobbyist in a lovely frame ($100).
File Under: business
July 14, 2008
- Stunned By Layoffs, Economists Declare Recession
description: Unemployed economists have issued a statement confirming that the US economy is absolutely, definitely, totally, in the toilet
File Under: business
March 25, 2008
- Writers Strike Cripples Pornography Industry
description: We need fresh titles before people realize they've been watching the same thing over and over.
File Under: business
January 2, 2008
- Writers Strike Complicated by Apostrophe Usage
description: The nation dangles like a participle
File Under: business
November 20, 2007
- Congressional Recall
description: Keep the Congress away from small children, as individual pieces have been found with screws loose that may constitute a choking hazard.
File Under: business
August 19, 2007
- Getting Into Credit Card Debt
description: A Debtful Life Could Be Yours
File Under: business
June 4, 2007
- Protesting High Gas Prices
description: What Would Lincoln Drive? Oh wait that's obvious
File Under: business
May 29, 2007
- Five Ways To Save the Earth (and take advantage of hot savings)
description: Earth Day Wishes from Industry
File Under: business
April 22, 2007
- Eat Your Vegetables – A Government Conspiracy
description: Only 57,000 ketchup packets til you hit your quota
File Under: business
March 19, 2007
- A Review of the New CAFE Standards
description: Does Herbie pay 3 bucks a gallon?
File Under: business
February 24, 2007
- Sony Sues Santa
description: Sony Corporation has announced plans for a suit against Santa Claus, for illegally shipping the Playstation 3
File Under: business
December 26, 2006
- Slashing Jobs, Ford Renews Commitment to Making Crappy Cars
description: Ford will use innovative, old technology to continue to be the leader in cars nobody wants
File Under: business
September 18, 2006
- Halitosis: A Class Action Suit
description: Don't suffer from mouth funk alone (not literally, of course. Please stay away)
File Under: business
March 13, 2006
- Stuffy Author Writes Self-Congratulatory Article to Celebrate Website Anniversary
description: Small-time website author bloviates in third person
File Under: business
November 8, 2005
- Walmart Benefit Reductions: A Memo
description: Healthcare Special of the Day: Leeches
File Under: business
October 31, 2005
- Bush Show Continues Despite Ratings Slump
description: Why don't they fire this turkey?
File Under: business
October 24, 2005
- African Nation Aspires to Become Leader in High-Tech Scams
description: Scams are the new model for the developing world
File Under: business
August 15, 2005
- CEO Gets 25 Years
description: Wall Street Stunned At the Unfair Treatment of Businessmen
File Under: business
July 14, 2005
- Petrarch's Secret Crush
description: The Spamming of the Poet
File Under: business
May 15, 2004
- An Interview with a Legal Pot Farmer
description: What I learned in Colorado
File Under: life, business, politics
April 21, 2004
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