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Myers Briggs Super Personality Test

This adaptation of the Myers-Briggs test will determine what kind of Hero you might be. And whether you are to be trusted with the Company's nukes.

  1. You May Be From Another Planet, Solar System, or Dimension.
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  2. You Were discovered in the woods with no recollection of your past.
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  3. Your parents' wedding was attended by demons, demiurges and various peoples of the realm of Asgard.
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  4. You are agoraphobic,scaly,and/or experience extreme light sensitivity.
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  5. Dreams that you can fly often result with you awake and in the middle of the sky.
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  6. Your super-suit includes enough quarters to make sure you can always catch the bus.
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  7. You've devoted part of your substantial fortune to the development of ass-kicking yet fuel-efficient vehicles.
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  8. You have photos of yourself standing on top of the cell antennas above the Empire State Building and the Eiffel Tower.
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  9. You have more than once gotten involved in a car-throwing fight.
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  10. Every time you pass a brand new car you can't help but wonder if you can bench press it.
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  11. Nothing can hurt you (aside from the usual psychological taunting of the seventh grade).
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  12. Your enemies curse that they cannot find a way to kill you.
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  13. No matter what you do to help people constantly write editorials about what a menace you are.
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  14. You think about avenging slain loved ones morning, noon and night.
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  15. It makes you uncomfortable to spend time with people who don't wear American flag lapel pins.
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  16. Non-super people find you threatening and hate you for your advanced powers.
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Want to know more about a Hero with SuperPersonality Problems? Check out Captain Freedom, A Superhero's Quest for Truth, Justice and the Celebrity He So Richly Deserves by G. Xavier Robillard or Pre-order Now!

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copyright 2009 G. Xavier Robillard

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