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  1. This Millennial Won't Buy Your Health Insurance
    description: Newest pub!
    File Under: life, tech, politics
    March 5, 2014

  2. Dear President Obama: I'm sorry about the Kenya thing
    description: just before the presidential election I set the record straight
    File Under: politics
    November 5, 2012

  3. Arizona to Cover Up Grand Canyon's Unseemly Lady Parts
    description: World's Largest Nacho Bowl
    File Under: life, politics
    May 14, 2012

  4. SCIENCE: Proof Dinosaurs and Humans did not coexist
    description: I repeat, sicence
    File Under: toys, life, politics
    May 3, 2012

  5. The Gross new Political Action Committee from Rick Santorum
    description: Yep: he didn't check the spelling
    File Under: politics, media
    January 27, 2012

  6. Leaked Obama Job Plan calls to "Burn Down the Country and Collect the Insurance Money."
    description: It works for Detroit
    File Under: life, business, politics
    September 8, 2011

  7. Hustings Hustler: Iowa Straw Poll Draws Blood
    description: And introducing the NASCAR Suppository
    File Under: politics
    August 17, 2011

  8. Hustings Hustler: GOP Rocks the Granite State
    description: Learn about the 2nd GOP debate, Herman Cain's weed plan, and all the shadow candidates running to replace Barack Obama.
    File Under: politics
    June 19, 2011

  9. Blood in the Sand: the 2012 Republican Primary Candidates
    description: Meet some people who really want jobs at Fox News
    File Under: politics
    May 9, 2011

  10. The Nervous Breakdown: My Own Personal Tax Haven
    description: I wasn't sure I wanted to trust the Panamanians but I wanted to show Panama that I'm not some punk college kid anymore. I was clearly a criminal mastermind.
    File Under: life, business, politics
    November 22, 2010

  11. Republicans Guarantee Tax-free Marijuana
    description: Smell the sweet leaf of tax-free freedom
    File Under: life, business, politics
    November 3, 2010

  12. You Can't Lower Taxes and the Deficit... Dummy!
    description: econ 101
    File Under: business, politics
    September 23, 2010

  13. Rand Paul's Rules of Rulemaking
    description: If you want someone not to vote for you, vote for me
    File Under: politics
    August 5, 2010

  14. Scandal Score - America's Top Game Show
    description: Where we see who can handle scandle
    File Under: politics
    May 18, 2010

  15. Blunt 18 - Net Neutrality
    description: Save the internet?
    File Under: media, tech, politics
    April 19, 2010

  16. A Vote for Taxes is a Vote for Having Nice Things
    description: Also known as, Don't be California
    File Under: media, politics
    January 25, 2010

  17. Voters Head to Ballot Box to Hammer Final Nail into California's Coffin
    description: Tax on Girl Scouts must be profitable enough!
    File Under: politics
    January 12, 2010

  18. Everything You Need to Know about ClimateGate Email Scandal
    description: Except the fact that stealing emails is politics masquerading as journalism
    File Under: tech, politics
    December 7, 2009

  19. Washington Times Startling Discovery: Nerds Like Porn
    description: yep, we said titillating.
    File Under: tech, politics
    October 1, 2009

  20. Alternative Names for the Public Option
    description: I hope they pick the cool-aid man
    File Under: life, politics
    September 14, 2009

  21. It's Sleestak Vs SPECTRE In PA Primary
    File Under: politics
    August 3, 2009

  22. How to Become an Iran Expert
    description: Persian Pundrity Is as Easy as Setting Up a Twitter Account
    File Under: politics
    June 22, 2009

  23. How to setup a proxy for Iranian citizens (for Windows!)
    description: did not write- just a reprint
    File Under: politics
    June 16, 2009

  24. With Graduation Looming and Few Job Prospects, America Asks to Move Back In With Great Britain
    description: British Wonders if America Will Start Doing Its Own Laundry
    File Under: politics
    May 15, 2009

  25. To Combat Image Problems, Mexico Changes Name to Steve
    description: You cannot say "Mexico" without saying "sick."
    File Under: politics
    May 4, 2009

  26. GOP Demands Giant Border Wall to Combat Mexican Swine Flu
    description: Media, politicians are prepared to create as much hype as possible to handle the coming panic
    File Under: politics
    April 28, 2009

  27. History Obama Could Learn From: How FDR Beat King Kong
    description: A Secret History of the First 100 days
    File Under: politics
    March 17, 2009

  28. GOP’s Boehner Continues Stand Against Wimpy Americans
    description: GOP House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Some Place Where Men are Men, Women are Women, and Everyone Pulls Themselves Up by Their Bootstraps) has criticized the Democratic Party for offering American
    File Under: politics
    February 26, 2009

  29. George Bush Reflects on Last Eight Years as Baseball Commissioner
    description: Remembering the Presidential Defiler
    File Under: politics
    January 19, 2009

  30. Franken, Coleman Vote Counting Disrupted by Lizard People
    description: Will Reptiles be Our New Minnesota Senator?
    File Under: politics
    November 21, 2008

  31. Joe The Plumber to become Joe the Country Star?
    description: Or Joe the Country Fish
    File Under: politics
    October 31, 2008

  32. Conservatives Accidentally Bankroll Obama to Prove a Point About Online Donation Fraud
    description: If you want to be anonymous do you have to call yourself Anonymous?
    File Under: politics
    October 29, 2008

  33. Ralph Nader Wins Something!
    description: but not a 5000 foot sandwich
    File Under: politics
    October 28, 2008

  34. 6 Ways You Know Democrats Love Socialism
    description: because Joe the Plumber might actually have to pay his back taxes
    File Under: politics
    October 27, 2008

  35. Google CEO Searches Obama + Me + Cabinet Position
    description: What will Search bring to America?
    File Under: politics
    October 21, 2008

  36. The Presidential Candidates' Middle Names
    description: I'm looking at you, John S. McCain
    File Under: politics, media
    October 16, 2008

  37. Presidential Caveman Debates
    description: Yet Another Debate Performance Response
    File Under: politics
    September 29, 2008

  38. Republicans Become the Party Party
    description: The only risky activity the GOP refuses to condone is "heavy vetting"
    File Under: politics
    September 4, 2008

  39. Obama Campaign Vets Summer Vacation Plans
    description: Attempting to Avoid the Windsurfing Debacle of 2004
    File Under: politics
    June 17, 2008

  40. Stop The Presses – Dick Cheney Apologizes!
    description: Cheney's gaffe hits on a sensitive topic, as support for the Bush Administration's War on Incest has become critically low
    File Under: politics
    June 4, 2008

  41. Osama Scolds Dunkin For Rachel Ray
    description: Very few people even know that "queda" is Arabic for "jelly roll"
    File Under: politics
    May 28, 2008

  42. Iraqi Army Replicates US, British Failures in Basra
    description: Homegrown army's ability to lose portends US troop withdrawals.
    File Under: politics
    April 7, 2008

  43. I Also Have 35 Years Experience
    description: I wanted a bold new, dry feeling, even if that caused me to sit bare assed on the changing table.
    File Under: politics
    March 3, 2008

  44. Ask the Superhero Vol II: What is a Superdelegate
    description: Democrats had a difficult time herding their delegates, for delegates are wily, and prone to blend into the upholstery
    File Under: politics
    February 26, 2008

  45. Presidential Smackdown: Action Hero Debate
    description: In addition to Chuck Norris endorsing Mike Huckabee, we’ve heard from Hulk Hogan (Barack Obama), Lucy Lawless (Hillary Clinton), and Sylvester Stallone (John McCain)
    File Under: politics
    February 12, 2008

  46. The State Of My Cubicle
    description: I have enjoyed my time here, or have at least remained alert.
    File Under: politics
    January 29, 2008

  47. Baristas Claim Obama's Coffee Not Black Enough
    description: Other Candidates Attack Weak Coffee Position
    File Under: politics
    January 14, 2008

  48. GOP unveils plans For Tantalizing New Slurs Against Senator Clinton
    description: Plans include calling Hillary the C-word
    File Under: politics
    December 10, 2007

  49. Storyboarding Bin Laden
    description: Al Qada hints at an upcoming Bin Laden video that is mysteriously stalled in pre-production
    File Under: politics
    September 24, 2007

  50. Tour The New White House Press Room
    description: Enjoy our new smoke and mirrors
    File Under: politics
    July 16, 2007

  51. President Bush Threatens Sanctions On Congressional Democrats
    description: Democrats would be deprived of salaries, health insurance, food aid, the Sunday New York Times, and National Public Radio interviews
    File Under: politics
    April 19, 2007

  52. Leading Democratic Candidates As Liberal As Jesus
    description: "These politicians are so close to Christ they're way out of the mainstream."
    File Under: politics
    March 26, 2007

  53. Terrorists Cannot Decide on 2008 Presidential Candidate
    description: The primary season has just begun, but none of the candidates have distinguished themselves as the type to ignite worldwide jihad.
    File Under: politics
    February 26, 2007

  54. Bloggers Root Out Liberal Crossword Editor
    description: Next, the classifieds.
    File Under: politics
    February 15, 2007

  55. Secrets of the Senate Revealed
    File Under: politics
    February 12, 2007

  56. Iraq Study Group Caught Cheating
    File Under: politics
    December 4, 2006

  57. What To Call The Iraq Civil War
    description: Ways to Get Around Saying 'Multi-ethnic/Tribal/Religious/Sectarian Violence' In Iraq
    File Under: politics
    November 28, 2006

  58. Democratic Congressman Wins Foot In Mouth Contest
    description: Votes haven't been counted but insults start
    File Under: politics
    November 11, 2006

  59. Letter To Potential Voters
    description: I'm writing this from a Mexican jail cell
    File Under: politics
    October 24, 2006

  60. Up In Smoke: The Year's Political Losers
    description: You mean keeping cash in your freezer's illegal
    File Under: politics
    October 16, 2006

  61. Bin Laden Killed By Spinach
    description: A victory for leafy greens
    File Under: politics
    September 23, 2006

  62. American Flag Needs Protection
    description: Burning the flag can jeopardize homes, pants.
    File Under: politics
    June 27, 2006

  63. Five Greatest Flags of All Time
    description: An All Day Coffee Geography Lesson
    File Under: politics
    June 13, 2006

  64. Oregon Invites National Guard to California Border
    description: Western State Proposes Full Ban on Californians, Shakespeare.
    File Under: politics
    May 30, 2006

  65. White House Reshuffles Office Of Office Supplies
    description: Critical Opportunity to Change Paper Distributor
    File Under: politics
    April 30, 2006

  66. House Immigration Bill Expels Irish, Jews, Portuguese, Finns, Italians, Germans, Others
    description: Sweeping Immigration Reform Comes as A Surprise to A Majority of Americans Who Find Themselves Without A Country.
    File Under: politics
    April 19, 2006

  67. Special Alert: Iraq Never Promised US a Rose Garden
    description: A special report looks into the intelligence failures that led to a flowerless war
    File Under: politics
    April 9, 2006

  68. Media Still to Blame For Iraq War Difficulties
    description: Analysis on the Problems of War
    File Under: politics
    April 4, 2006

  69. Government Marks War Anniversary With Free iPods
    description: Winning the hearts and minds of the American people
    File Under: politics
    March 20, 2006

  70. Vice President 'Accidentally' Shoots Hunting 'Buddy'
    description: Cheney hunt casualty count reaches all time low
    File Under: politics
    February 12, 2006

  71. Iranian Nuclear Woes Smack of NIMBY-ism
    description: Neighborhood Uncomfortable with Nukes
    File Under: politics
    January 23, 2006

  72. US Affirms Commitment To Monarchy In Middle East
    description: Recent Death of Kuwaiti Emir will Not Affect Inherited Government
    File Under: politics
    January 16, 2006

  73. House Majority Leader Steps Down "To Spend More Time With My Attorneys"
    description: Tom DeLay wants to kick back, coach softball, and file motions.
    File Under: politics
    January 9, 2006

  74. Official Congressional Tour of Baghdad
    description: See Progress Yourself with Westmoreland Tours
    File Under: politics
    December 19, 2005

  75. Pakistan and India Drop Claims on Kashmir
    description: Nations Agree That Led Zepellin Song Isn't Worth Bloodshed
    File Under: politics
    November 16, 2005

  76. Panamanian Government Fears Presidential Visit
    description: Rumors of Second Bush Invasion
    File Under: politics
    November 7, 2005

  77. Political Scandals Become Too Complicated
    description: A plea for a return to murder and embezzling
    File Under: politics
    October 18, 2005

  78. Picking Your Friends
    description: A pretty good method for selecting a Supreme Court Justice
    File Under: politics
    October 10, 2005

  79. American Worms Capitulate Before North Korea
    description: Dispatch from the North Korean News Service
    File Under: politics
    September 20, 2005

  80. W is for...
    description: The improved Who`s Who in America
    File Under: politics
    August 8, 2005

  81. Congress Unanimously Agrees to Summer Recess
    description: Unique Partnership across Parties
    File Under: politics
    August 1, 2005

  82. Democrats Develop New Strategies to Defeat Selves
    description: No longer depending on high paid consultants
    File Under: politics
    June 13, 2005

  83. More UN Video Games
    description: fun for the whole family, cohort, or nation-state
    File Under: politics
    May 2, 2005

  84. Congress Declares New Ultra-Mega Court
    description: Supreme Court Justices looking for new jobs
    File Under: politics
    April 2, 2005

  85. Democratic Strategy For Victory, 2008
    description: The piece that started it all
    File Under: politics
    November 10, 2004

  86. An Interview with a Legal Pot Farmer
    description: What I learned in Colorado
    File Under: life, business, politics
    April 21, 2004

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